tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1489480484768665340.post5949621971152916911..comments2009-02-21T11:51:30.627-08:00Craighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16861454532898638460noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1489480484768665340.post-2515026276566966702009-02-21T11:51:00.000-08:002009-02-21T11:51:00.000-08:00put a hat on itAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1489480484768665340.post-31000398921069896692008-11-06T15:01:00.000-08:002008-11-06T15:01:00.000-08:00Hey, honey, hold my beer for a minute while I get my gun...... Hey y'all! Watch this! <BR/><BR/>Headline news: 'Drunken man shoots himself in groin while attempting to dispatch an imaginary alligator on his unnaturally clean kitchen floor. Wife claims her husband was delusional.'<BR/><BR/>The impossibly clean kitchen floor combined with an alligator in the middle of it should be the first clue that this is a devilishly devious attempt by KP to temp us away from the realm of kitchen reality. So the answer to this trick question would be: 1) put away the gun and holler for another drink, or 2) go sleep it off.<BR/><BR/>Benjamin<BR/><BR/>P.S. they do taste awfully good...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1489480484768665340.post-60607335487390237822008-11-04T16:14:00.000-08:002008-11-04T16:14:00.000-08:00hit it over the head with a hammer, tie up the jaws and start frying that baby up!K, E, &amp; Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16783906464533811605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1489480484768665340.post-26329391292606222632008-11-04T07:55:00.000-08:002008-11-04T07:55:00.000-08:00Keep him! Start an alligator wrestling business in your kitchen so drunken rednecks can show off to their wives and friends. I hear there's big money to be made.Eileenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13839291360441192025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1489480484768665340.post-40576207714516646372008-11-04T07:41:00.000-08:002008-11-04T07:41:00.000-08:00That's the cleanest kitchen I've seen in recent posts. I'm going to assume that the alligator is 1) good at cleaning the kitchen 2) a good drinking buddy and positive role model 3) more fun over time than Peg Bundy. At least that's what we're going to tell the Alligator, then when he's good and drunk and least expects it...Sudless in Savannahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1489480484768665340.post-89261024127699537662008-11-04T07:33:00.000-08:002008-11-04T07:33:00.000-08:00rec: consider yourself PROMOTED! AND you get BONUS MERIT points for remembering the BEER!Craighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16861454532898638460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1489480484768665340.post-3853587165155277552008-11-04T07:16:00.000-08:002008-11-04T07:16:00.000-08:00I'd close the door(s) to the kitchen (making sure I had gotten out a good beer supply first), and then post the question on the web (like this) and see if I got any good answers.REChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13215896638126562603noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1489480484768665340.post-13960704366000522642008-11-04T06:54:00.000-08:002008-11-04T06:54:00.000-08:00I hear alligators do wonders for medium sized rodent problems.<BR/><BR/> -- NathanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1489480484768665340.post-39384506507101445132008-11-04T05:47:00.000-08:002008-11-04T05:47:00.000-08:00Lee: Consider yourself promoted to PLATOON LEADER.Craighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16861454532898638460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1489480484768665340.post-15479140000934451132008-11-04T05:45:00.000-08:002008-11-04T05:45:00.000-08:00I would flood the Kitchen with a sea of chickens. Once the gator had gorged himself and had his fill, I'd load his cathartic body into a wheelbarrow and dump him in the neighbor's yard.Leehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07334170322603200741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1489480484768665340.post-20955428180191383222008-11-04T05:39:00.000-08:002008-11-04T05:39:00.000-08:00Ricco: FAILCraighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16861454532898638460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1489480484768665340.post-88440990579076090602008-11-04T05:38:00.000-08:002008-11-04T05:38:00.000-08:00Call my wife?Ricconoreply@blogger.com