LONDON, England (CNN) -- Scientists have discovered a new species of giant rat in a remote rainforest in Papua New Guinea.
Measuring 82 centimeters (32.2 inches) from nose to tail and weighing around 1.5 kilograms (3.3 pounds), the species is thought to be one of the largest rats ever to be found.
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The KPIA (Kitchen Patrol Intelligence Agency) has known about this particular breed of militarized rats for some time now. Heck, we've even posted about it here: enemy-agent-captured. Look at the guys pants: it's from the SAME photo shoot! Note the DATE of the Kitchen Patrol posting: May 30, 2008--16 months before CNN. CNN is just getting to this critical story that could effect humanity as we know it? Now, tell me, who do you trust for your news? CNN or KP?
And, if you are a regular reader of KP, you already know who is behind it: the mouslings of course. And I have news for you. It is NO WHERE NEAR the largest ever to be found.
